Just so I'm clear, I really don't want to overthrow America or claim the town and make it Canadian. Nor do I want everyone to become one with me...I am not Mr. Russia ( Read more... )

Uahhh, it's been awhile since I got anything. The last thing I got were a box full of those mittens and other Olympics stuff. I wonder what it is thi--

[The moment he pulls the flag out of the box.]

Everyone in this town will become one with Canada!

[If you do not comply to becoming one with him, he will make you...by force.]